And don't forget... it's the sound the comes out of a dog's mouth (at least if you pronounce it a certain way).pvr wrote:well, there are three types of roof here. Some don't fold down. some fold down evenly. For others, there is a buldge on one side
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How about, Bigger than a Wizards Sleeve but not as hairy.
Here's some random quotes from tinternet.
1. "When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me."
Carrot Top.
2. "You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, "My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!"
Dave Barry.
3. "The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall."
Mitch Hedberg.
4. "My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father."
Wendy Leibman.
5. "If Dracula can't see his reflection in a mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?"
Steven Wright.
6. "Bo Derek turned down the role of Helen Keller because she couldn't remember the lines."
Joan Rivers.
7. "Happiness is sitting down to watch slides of your neighbor's vacation and finding out he spent two weeks at a nudist colony."
Johnny Carson.
8. "He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news."
Bertolt Brecht.
9. "At school we had a name for guys who were 'trying to get in touch with themselves'."
PJ O'Rourke.
10. "Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt."
Mark Twain.
11. "A gossip is one who talks to you about others, a bore is one who talks to you about himself; and a brilliant conversationalist is one who talks to you about yourself."
Lisa Kirk
12. "Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus."
Bob Rubin
13. "We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like."
Jean Cocteau.
14. "It's not the people who are in prison that worry me. It's the people who aren't."
Arthur Gore
15. "Mr Anaesthetist, if the patient can stay awake, surely you can."
Wilfred Trotter
16. "There's no bigger fan of the opposite sex than me, and I have the bills to prove it."
Alan Lerner
17. "The flashier kind of widow may insist only only sleeping with black men during the first year after death."
PJ O'Rourke
18. "I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers."
Gandhi
19. "My folks first met on the subway trying to pick each others pockets."
Freddie Prinze
20. "I could dance till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home."
Groucho Marx
21. "Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place."
Johnny Carson.
22. "A genius is a man who can rewrap a new shirt and not have any pins left over."
Dino Levi
23. "Two people getting together to write a book is like three people getting together to have a baby. One of them is superfluous."
George Bernard Shaw
24. "When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity."
Albert Einstein
25. "Jeffery Archer is proof of the proposition that in each of us lurks a bad novel."
Julian Critchley
26. "I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife."
Ilie Nastase
27. "Dead? With the newspaper strike on. I wouldn't even consider it."
Bette Davis
28. "The full area of ignorance is not mapped. We are at present only exploring the fringes."
JD Bernal
29. "This is either a forgery or a damn clever original."
Frank Sullivan
30. "The longest word in the english language is the one that follows the phrase, 'And now a word from our sponsor'."
Hal Eaton
Here's some random quotes from tinternet.
1. "When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me."
Carrot Top.
2. "You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, "My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!"
Dave Barry.
3. "The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall."
Mitch Hedberg.
4. "My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father."
Wendy Leibman.
5. "If Dracula can't see his reflection in a mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?"
Steven Wright.
6. "Bo Derek turned down the role of Helen Keller because she couldn't remember the lines."
Joan Rivers.
7. "Happiness is sitting down to watch slides of your neighbor's vacation and finding out he spent two weeks at a nudist colony."
Johnny Carson.
8. "He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news."
Bertolt Brecht.
9. "At school we had a name for guys who were 'trying to get in touch with themselves'."
PJ O'Rourke.
10. "Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt."
Mark Twain.
11. "A gossip is one who talks to you about others, a bore is one who talks to you about himself; and a brilliant conversationalist is one who talks to you about yourself."
Lisa Kirk
12. "Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus."
Bob Rubin
13. "We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like."
Jean Cocteau.
14. "It's not the people who are in prison that worry me. It's the people who aren't."
Arthur Gore
15. "Mr Anaesthetist, if the patient can stay awake, surely you can."
Wilfred Trotter
16. "There's no bigger fan of the opposite sex than me, and I have the bills to prove it."
Alan Lerner
17. "The flashier kind of widow may insist only only sleeping with black men during the first year after death."
PJ O'Rourke
18. "I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers."
Gandhi
19. "My folks first met on the subway trying to pick each others pockets."
Freddie Prinze
20. "I could dance till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home."
Groucho Marx
21. "Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place."
Johnny Carson.
22. "A genius is a man who can rewrap a new shirt and not have any pins left over."
Dino Levi
23. "Two people getting together to write a book is like three people getting together to have a baby. One of them is superfluous."
George Bernard Shaw
24. "When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity."
Albert Einstein
25. "Jeffery Archer is proof of the proposition that in each of us lurks a bad novel."
Julian Critchley
26. "I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife."
Ilie Nastase
27. "Dead? With the newspaper strike on. I wouldn't even consider it."
Bette Davis
28. "The full area of ignorance is not mapped. We are at present only exploring the fringes."
JD Bernal
29. "This is either a forgery or a damn clever original."
Frank Sullivan
30. "The longest word in the english language is the one that follows the phrase, 'And now a word from our sponsor'."
Hal Eaton
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