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when does a noob stop being a noob ?
- RustyZ4
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when does a noob stop being a noob ?
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Well you’ve got a cracking sense of humour so to my mind you’ve done more than enough already to qualify for legend status..... It’s in short supply these days unfortunately...pleeeeeeeeease keep it up....!!road warrior wrote: ↑Sat Aug 18, 2018 3:52 pm I have cracked off a few questions and comments and i got to wondering , when does a noob stop being a noob profile wise ? how do you get stars for instance ? i mean i have some apples .. do i have to promise i will be good ? no chewing gum on the teachers seat ? that sort of thing ?
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- Jembo
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I thought I saw somewhere the star colour changes to gold for a Legend... allegedly after 100k posts
Maybe our stars ought to change colour like a gauge the further we get to the next level...
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when your on to your third replacement third brake light! bloody nightmare those things.road warrior wrote: ↑Sat Aug 18, 2018 3:52 pm I have cracked off a few questions and comments and i got to wondering , when does a noob stop being a noob profile wise ? how do you get stars for instance ? i mean i have some apples .. do i have to promise i will be good ? no chewing gum on the teachers seat ? that sort of thing ?
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Mods inc - F/L Xenons Clear Ind Rear Lights M Sport Seats & Wheel Eibach/B4 3.64 DIFF (SOLD)
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That sounds like a computer game I wrote years ago. One of the lads on my section stayed up all night, after his watch, trying to get to 100,000. Points. Alas I had never tested the victory screen properly and the game simply bombed out.
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dofs his cap thanky kind sirjohn-e89 wrote: ↑Sat Aug 18, 2018 9:07 pmWell you’ve got a cracking sense of humour so to my mind you’ve done more than enough already to qualify for legend status..... It’s in short supply these days unfortunately...pleeeeeeeeease keep it up....!!road warrior wrote: ↑Sat Aug 18, 2018 3:52 pm I have cracked off a few questions and comments and i got to wondering , when does a noob stop being a noob profile wise ? how do you get stars for instance ? i mean i have some apples .. do i have to promise i will be good ? no chewing gum on the teachers seat ? that sort of thing ?
well my wife says im a leg-end, well, i "think " she said that...
If you ever think I'm off my rocker.. Just put me back in it and walk away... It's the kindest thing
My wife says I never listen - or something like that.
gone but not forgotton -Mean Steve - made a sound like a bear with his nuts in a trap.
My wife says I never listen - or something like that.
gone but not forgotton -Mean Steve - made a sound like a bear with his nuts in a trap.
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now if a MOD cant fix his own gold stars - we lessor mortals are in deeep do do....
If you ever think I'm off my rocker.. Just put me back in it and walk away... It's the kindest thing
My wife says I never listen - or something like that.
gone but not forgotton -Mean Steve - made a sound like a bear with his nuts in a trap.
My wife says I never listen - or something like that.
gone but not forgotton -Mean Steve - made a sound like a bear with his nuts in a trap.
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and speaking of black adder.. are the peasants revolting ?
If you ever think I'm off my rocker.. Just put me back in it and walk away... It's the kindest thing
My wife says I never listen - or something like that.
gone but not forgotton -Mean Steve - made a sound like a bear with his nuts in a trap.
My wife says I never listen - or something like that.
gone but not forgotton -Mean Steve - made a sound like a bear with his nuts in a trap.
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I have me A Star!
If you ever think I'm off my rocker.. Just put me back in it and walk away... It's the kindest thing
My wife says I never listen - or something like that.
gone but not forgotton -Mean Steve - made a sound like a bear with his nuts in a trap.
My wife says I never listen - or something like that.
gone but not forgotton -Mean Steve - made a sound like a bear with his nuts in a trap.
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Unfortunately it was becoming a mod that made them go green. A price I have to pay.
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I bet it was Sp3ctre’s sense of humour...srhutch wrote: ↑Wed Aug 22, 2018 11:35 pmUnfortunately it was becoming a mod that made them go green. A price I have to pay.road warrior wrote: ↑Wed Aug 22, 2018 4:15 pm
now if a MOD cant fix his own gold stars - we lessor mortals are in deeep do do....
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Congrats on becoming a 'Member' road warrior
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- road warrior
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Thank you Marlon, I feel all toasty inside now
If you ever think I'm off my rocker.. Just put me back in it and walk away... It's the kindest thing
My wife says I never listen - or something like that.
gone but not forgotton -Mean Steve - made a sound like a bear with his nuts in a trap.
My wife says I never listen - or something like that.
gone but not forgotton -Mean Steve - made a sound like a bear with his nuts in a trap.
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