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Post by RustyZ4 » Sat Aug 18, 2018 6:20 pm

srhutch wrote: Sat Aug 18, 2018 5:52 pm
Jembo wrote: Sat Aug 18, 2018 5:02 pm
ronk wrote: Sat Aug 18, 2018 4:48 pm Just be patient and you’ll get stars!
& when you become an addict they’ll go gold
My Gold ones went green though :cry:
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Post by john-e89 » Sat Aug 18, 2018 9:07 pm

road warrior wrote: Sat Aug 18, 2018 3:52 pm I have cracked off a few questions and comments and i got to wondering , when does a noob stop being a noob profile wise ? how do you get stars for instance ? i mean i have some apples .. do i have to promise i will be good ? no chewing gum on the teachers seat ? that sort of thing ? :poke:
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Post by buzyg » Sun Aug 19, 2018 12:44 am

50, 1 star
100, 2 stars
500, 3 stars
1000, 4 stars
3000, 5 stars
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Post by Jembo » Sun Aug 19, 2018 10:03 am

buzyg wrote: Sun Aug 19, 2018 12:44 am 50, 1 star
100, 2 stars
500, 3 stars
1000, 4 stars
3000, 5 stars
20,000 Legend
I thought I saw somewhere the star colour changes to gold for a Legend... allegedly after 100k posts

Maybe our stars ought to change colour like a gauge the further we get to the next level...
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Post by MACK » Sun Aug 19, 2018 5:35 pm

road warrior wrote: Sat Aug 18, 2018 3:52 pm I have cracked off a few questions and comments and i got to wondering , when does a noob stop being a noob profile wise ? how do you get stars for instance ? i mean i have some apples .. do i have to promise i will be good ? no chewing gum on the teachers seat ? that sort of thing ? :poke:
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Post by buzyg » Sun Aug 19, 2018 5:36 pm

Jembo wrote: Sun Aug 19, 2018 10:03 am
buzyg wrote: Sun Aug 19, 2018 12:44 am 50, 1 star
100, 2 stars
500, 3 stars
1000, 4 stars
3000, 5 stars
20,000 Legend
I thought I saw somewhere the star colour changes to gold for a Legend... allegedly after 100k posts

Maybe our stars ought to change colour like a gauge the further we get to the next level...
That sounds like a computer game I wrote years ago. One of the lads on my section stayed up all night, after his watch, trying to get to 100,000. Points. Alas I had never tested the victory screen properly and the game simply bombed out. :lol:
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Post by road warrior » Wed Aug 22, 2018 4:07 pm

john-e89 wrote: Sat Aug 18, 2018 9:07 pm
road warrior wrote: Sat Aug 18, 2018 3:52 pm I have cracked off a few questions and comments and i got to wondering , when does a noob stop being a noob profile wise ? how do you get stars for instance ? i mean i have some apples .. do i have to promise i will be good ? no chewing gum on the teachers seat ? that sort of thing ? :poke:
Well you’ve got a cracking sense of humour so to my mind you’ve done more than enough already to qualify for legend status..... :D It’s in short supply these days unfortunately...pleeeeeeeeease keep it up....!! :thumbsup:
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Post by road warrior » Wed Aug 22, 2018 4:15 pm

srhutch wrote: Sat Aug 18, 2018 5:52 pm
Jembo wrote: Sat Aug 18, 2018 5:02 pm
ronk wrote: Sat Aug 18, 2018 4:48 pm Just be patient and you’ll get stars!


& when you become an addict they’ll go gold
My Gold ones went green though :cry:
:o :o
now if a MOD cant fix his own gold stars - we lessor mortals are in deeep do do.... :o
If you ever think I'm off my rocker.. Just put me back in it and walk away... It's the kindest thing
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Post by road warrior » Wed Aug 22, 2018 4:17 pm

and speaking of black adder.. are the peasants revolting ? :roll:
If you ever think I'm off my rocker.. Just put me back in it and walk away... It's the kindest thing
My wife says I never listen - or something like that.
gone but not forgotton -Mean Steve - made a sound like a bear with his nuts in a trap.

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Post by road warrior » Wed Aug 22, 2018 11:29 pm

I have me A Star! :rofl:
If you ever think I'm off my rocker.. Just put me back in it and walk away... It's the kindest thing
My wife says I never listen - or something like that.
gone but not forgotton -Mean Steve - made a sound like a bear with his nuts in a trap.

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Post by srhutch » Wed Aug 22, 2018 11:35 pm

road warrior wrote: Wed Aug 22, 2018 4:15 pm
srhutch wrote: Sat Aug 18, 2018 5:52 pm
Jembo wrote: Sat Aug 18, 2018 5:02 pm

& when you become an addict they’ll go gold
My Gold ones went green though :cry:
:o :o
now if a MOD cant fix his own gold stars - we lessor mortals are in deeep do do.... :o
Unfortunately it was becoming a mod that made them go green. A price I have to pay. :cry:
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Post by Jembo » Thu Aug 23, 2018 8:01 am

srhutch wrote: Wed Aug 22, 2018 11:35 pm
road warrior wrote: Wed Aug 22, 2018 4:15 pm
srhutch wrote: Sat Aug 18, 2018 5:52 pm My Gold ones went green though :cry:
:o :o
now if a MOD cant fix his own gold stars - we lessor mortals are in deeep do do.... :o
Unfortunately it was becoming a mod that made them go green. A price I have to pay. :cry:
I bet it was Sp3ctre’s sense of humour...
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Post by Marlon » Thu Aug 23, 2018 9:04 am

Congrats on becoming a 'Member' road warrior :thumbsup:

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Post by road warrior » Thu Aug 23, 2018 9:28 am

Thank you Marlon, I feel all toasty inside now :rofl:
If you ever think I'm off my rocker.. Just put me back in it and walk away... It's the kindest thing
My wife says I never listen - or something like that.
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Post by enzed4 » Thu Aug 23, 2018 11:09 am

road warrior wrote: Wed Aug 22, 2018 11:29 pm I have me A Star! :rofl:
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