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World's worst mechanic?
- Ducklakeview
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World's worst mechanic?
Kevin Webster aka "The World's Worst Mechanic" >>>
Gets the jack out of the boot of that Punto and then uses it to work under the car without any other support, putting it on a block of wood FFS, when he has a fully equipped garage there. And that Luke is a muppet for getting under it, especially as he moved a trolley jack out of the way seconds before...
Mike
Gets the jack out of the boot of that Punto and then uses it to work under the car without any other support, putting it on a block of wood FFS, when he has a fully equipped garage there. And that Luke is a muppet for getting under it, especially as he moved a trolley jack out of the way seconds before...
Mike
- SpiketheBike
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World's worst mechanic?
He's not the shiniest spanner in the toolbox at the best of times!
- RickRob
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World's worst mechanic?
There's no easy way for me to break this news to you. Please sit down before you read the next sentence.Ducklakeview wrote:Kevin Webster aka "The World's Worst Mechanic" >>>
Gets the jack out of the boot of that Punto and then uses it to work under the car without any other support, putting it on a block of wood FFS, when he has a fully equipped garage there. And that Luke is a muppet for getting under it, especially as he moved a trolley jack out of the way seconds before...
Mike
Coronation St isn't real.
Sorry.
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You seem like an angry guy mate lol
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Current: 2.5i Titan silver
Daily driver: 480bhp M140i Shadow edition.
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How VERY dare you?!RickRob wrote:There's no easy way for me to break this news to you. Please sit down before you read the next sentence.Ducklakeview wrote:Kevin Webster aka "The World's Worst Mechanic" >>>
Gets the jack out of the boot of that Punto and then uses it to work under the car without any other support, putting it on a block of wood FFS, when he has a fully equipped garage there. And that Luke is a muppet for getting under it, especially as he moved a trolley jack out of the way seconds before...
Mike
Coronation St isn't real.
Sorry.
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Mike[/quote]
Coronation St isn't real.
Sorry. [/quote]
You have just ruined my whole life
Coronation St isn't real.
Sorry. [/quote]
You have just ruined my whole life
My Cars
2021 X3 M Sport loaded with Tec
1974 Triumph TR6 in Mimosa Yellow
Gone but not forgotten
2008 Z4 3.0 SI Roadster
2021 X3 M Sport loaded with Tec
1974 Triumph TR6 in Mimosa Yellow
Gone but not forgotten
2008 Z4 3.0 SI Roadster
- Chris_D
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Corry should come with a health warning.
I havent seen it for years as i live in holland these days, but i always used to worry about pat phoenix being hit by packets of fags/mento's/boxes of swan vestas balanced precariously atop the cash register in the cabin.
....who as we all know, was morrisseys mum...
I havent seen it for years as i live in holland these days, but i always used to worry about pat phoenix being hit by packets of fags/mento's/boxes of swan vestas balanced precariously atop the cash register in the cabin.
....who as we all know, was morrisseys mum...
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'Always different, always the same.' John Peel on The Fall.
- Ducklakeview
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World's worst mechanic?
RickRob wrote:There's no easy way for me to break this news to you. Please sit down before you read the next sentence.Ducklakeview wrote:Kevin Webster aka "The World's Worst Mechanic" >>>
Gets the jack out of the boot of that Punto and then uses it to work under the car without any other support, putting it on a block of wood FFS, when he has a fully equipped garage there. And that Luke is a muppet for getting under it, especially as he moved a trolley jack out of the way seconds before...
Mike
Coronation St isn't real.
Sorry.
'Tis so! The only fake thing in it is Rosie's chest
Mike
- buzyg
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I hope your wrong about that. I'm going to need to delete my forum account before MrsG gets in from work. Life as we know it is over if she finds out.RickRob wrote:There's no easy way for me to break this news to you. Please sit down before you read the next sentence.Ducklakeview wrote:Kevin Webster aka "The World's Worst Mechanic" >>>
Gets the jack out of the boot of that Punto and then uses it to work under the car without any other support, putting it on a block of wood FFS, when he has a fully equipped garage there. And that Luke is a muppet for getting under it, especially as he moved a trolley jack out of the way seconds before...
Mike
Coronation St isn't real.
Sorry.
- Grumpyowl
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Not seen it for a while, does Ena Sharples still sit int snug wi Minnie Cauldwell supping stout
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buzyg wrote:I so hope your wrong about that.RickRob wrote:There's no easy way for me to break this news to you. Please sit down before you read the next sentence.Ducklakeview wrote:Kevin Webster aka "The World's Worst Mechanic" >>>
Gets the jack out of the boot of that Punto and then uses it to work under the car without any other support, putting it on a block of wood FFS, when he has a fully equipped garage there. And that Luke is a muppet for getting under it, especially as he moved a trolley jack out of the way seconds before...
Mike
Coronation St isn't real.
Sorry.
I'm going to need to delete my forum account before MrsG gets in from work.
Life as we know it is over if she finds out.
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Showing your age nowGrumpyowl wrote:Not seen it for a while, does Ena Sharples still sit int snug wi Minnie Cauldwell supping stout
My Cars
2021 X3 M Sport loaded with Tec
1974 Triumph TR6 in Mimosa Yellow
Gone but not forgotten
2008 Z4 3.0 SI Roadster
2021 X3 M Sport loaded with Tec
1974 Triumph TR6 in Mimosa Yellow
Gone but not forgotten
2008 Z4 3.0 SI Roadster
- enzed4
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Here on the other side of the world we nearly had pensioners rioting in the streets when they moved Coro St from it's prime time slot a few years back.
Sad to say, my wife has watched Eastenders since day 1 back in the 80's.
You guys have a lot to answer for...
Sad to say, my wife has watched Eastenders since day 1 back in the 80's.
You guys have a lot to answer for...
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You did not have to marry her though ...
Current:
911-50 Black - unique spec
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Abarth 595 Comp.
Golf Clipper - collectors item
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Previous:
Z4M Silver Grey - non flimper spec (gone to Bing)
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911-50 Black - unique spec
X5M - 575 hp of fun in a V8
Abarth 595 Comp.
Golf Clipper - collectors item
Z4 3.0si Black Sapphire
VW ID.3
Previous:
Z4M Silver Grey - non flimper spec (gone to Bing)
Z4 3.0 Toledo
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Last time I watched it is was broadcast in black and white
Z less again
14 E89 Z4 2.0 msport grey gone now
10 E89 Z4 3.0 Black auto now. Very sadly gone
Gone 04 E85 z4 3.0 Maldives blue smg
14 E89 Z4 2.0 msport grey gone now
10 E89 Z4 3.0 Black auto now. Very sadly gone
Gone 04 E85 z4 3.0 Maldives blue smg