Dats me init. 'Kin woof an tingbuzyg wrote:Have you seen your Profile pic. I assume that is you.Chris_D wrote:Would suggest over-defensive and on-angle parking as my good ladyfriend laura specialises in to protect her p&j.....
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Some twit parked so close to my Z4 I couldn't open the door....
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Some twit parked so close to my Z4 I couldn't open the door....
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Some twit parked so close to my Z4 I couldn't open the door....
Yes - from their roof!!!Mobeer wrote:Surely this is the advantage of owning a convertible? Roof down, climb over! Dukes of Hazard managed it in a hard top.
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Some twit parked so close to my Z4 I couldn't open the door....
Hope I never have to resort to that!ronk wrote:Yes - from their roof!!!Mobeer wrote:Surely this is the advantage of owning a convertible? Roof down, climb over! Dukes of Hazard managed it in a hard top.
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Some twit parked so close to my Z4 I couldn't open the door....
It was intended as a bit tongue in cheek.Mr Tidy wrote:Hope I never have to resort to that!ronk wrote:Yes - from their roof!!!Mobeer wrote:Surely this is the advantage of owning a convertible? Roof down, climb over! Dukes of Hazard managed it in a hard top.
You don't stop playing when you get old - You get old when you stop playing!
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Some twit parked so close to my Z4 I couldn't open the door....
Hmm, could be someone that takes advantage of free parking and therefore mailicious with it.
If it happens again get the reception to put a call of a car break-in over the speaker, if no one shows, then its fair game - do what you will
If it happens again get the reception to put a call of a car break-in over the speaker, if no one shows, then its fair game - do what you will
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Some twit parked so close to my Z4 I couldn't open the door....
You need to go to spec savers ChrisChris_D wrote:Well said fred. F*ck everyone else.
Why take one space when you can take 2, 3 or even 4.
The meek shall inherit the s**t.
I bloody hate tossers who deliberately park close to any of my vehicles when I go out of my way to park safely, I usually leave a calling card
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Some twit parked so close to my Z4 I couldn't open the door....
I've done it. Parked at m'way services and as I retuned a transit van pulled in so close I could not get it. Grinning like Cheshire cats they sat there and to their dismay I simply remote dropped the roof stepped onto the seat, slid down into it and drove off.ronk wrote:It was intended as a bit tongue in cheek.Mr Tidy wrote:Hope I never have to resort to that!ronk wrote:
Yes - from their roof!!!
OK - minor risk of marking the seat, but in trainers not much and the joy and my smugness was worth it.
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Some twit parked so close to my Z4 I couldn't open the door....
Common CJ, it should have been a handstand behind the car and flipped into the seat without touching anything
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Some twit parked so close to my Z4 I couldn't open the door....
Blocked in on a beach carpark once, manged to get out eventually but not before letting the air out of the offenders tyre, what fun he must have had trying to jack up his car on sand, we can all be inconsiderate, we just have to try harder!
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Some twit parked so close to my Z4 I couldn't open the door....
I wish I could, but that would need a few beers to encourage me to explore hope over abilitypvr wrote:Common CJ, it should have been a handstand behind the car and flipped into the seat without touching anything
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Some twit parked so close to my Z4 I couldn't open the door....
Should do what my Mate does. .pour a pint of cream down their air vent..
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Some twit parked so close to my Z4 I couldn't open the door....
So is that a waft of old spice after shave and a smart business card or do you just p#ss on the rear wheel arch.firebobby wrote:You need to go to spec savers ChrisChris_D wrote:Well said fred. F*ck everyone else.
Why take one space when you can take 2, 3 or even 4.
The meek shall inherit the s**t.
I bloody hate tossers who deliberately park close to any of my vehicles when I go out of my way to park safely, I usually leave a calling card
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Some twit parked so close to my Z4 I couldn't open the door....
Especially people who take up 2 car parks as if they're 'special' ffs...sunnydays wrote:People will go out of their way to maliciously damage your car if you are taking up 2 spaces. People can be twats.
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Some twit parked so close to my Z4 I couldn't open the door....
Yeah, something like thatbuzyg wrote:So is that a waft of old spice after shave and a smart business card or do you just p#ss on the rear wheel arch.firebobby wrote:You need to go to spec savers ChrisChris_D wrote:Well said fred. F*ck everyone else.
Why take one space when you can take 2, 3 or even 4.
The meek shall inherit the s**t.
I bloody hate tossers who deliberately park close to any of my vehicles when I go out of my way to park safely, I usually leave a calling card
BMW Z4 30i 2003 auto 107's Whippy Toledo Blue
Beige M sport seats, wood dash
Toyota MR2 NA 1995
Triumph GT6 1972 (project)
Land Rover Discovery 1994 TDI (Tow car)
Mini 1000 1981
Beige M sport seats, wood dash
Toyota MR2 NA 1995
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Land Rover Discovery 1994 TDI (Tow car)
Mini 1000 1981
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Some twit parked so close to my Z4 I couldn't open the door....
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I take up two spaces...I'm special
Don't you think of yourself as special..shame
I take up two spaces...I'm special
Don't you think of yourself as special..shame