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Some twit parked so close to my Z4 I couldn't open the door....

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Post by Chris_D » Mon Feb 13, 2017 11:26 pm

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Chris_D wrote:Would suggest over-defensive and on-angle parking as my good ladyfriend laura specialises in to protect her p&j.....
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Post by ronk » Mon Feb 13, 2017 11:36 pm

Mobeer wrote:Surely this is the advantage of owning a convertible? Roof down, climb over! Dukes of Hazard managed it in a hard top. :lol:
Yes - from their roof!!! :rofl:
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Post by Mr Tidy » Tue Feb 14, 2017 12:39 am

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Mobeer wrote:Surely this is the advantage of owning a convertible? Roof down, climb over! Dukes of Hazard managed it in a hard top. :lol:
Yes - from their roof!!! :rofl:
Hope I never have to resort to that! :-o
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Post by ronk » Tue Feb 14, 2017 1:02 am

Mr Tidy wrote:
ronk wrote:
Mobeer wrote:Surely this is the advantage of owning a convertible? Roof down, climb over! Dukes of Hazard managed it in a hard top. :lol:
Yes - from their roof!!! :rofl:
Hope I never have to resort to that! :-o
It was intended as a bit tongue in cheek. :thumbsup:
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Post by Sae » Tue Feb 14, 2017 1:07 am

Hmm, could be someone that takes advantage of free parking and therefore mailicious with it.

If it happens again get the reception to put a call of a car break-in over the speaker, if no one shows, then its fair game - do what you will :evil:
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Post by firebobby » Tue Feb 14, 2017 1:28 pm

Chris_D wrote:Well said fred. F*ck everyone else.
Why take one space when you can take 2, 3 or even 4.
The meek shall inherit the s**t.
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You need to go to spec savers Chris :poke: :poke:

I bloody hate tossers who deliberately park close to any of my vehicles when I go out of my way to park safely, I usually leave a calling card :evil:
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Post by cj10jeeper » Tue Feb 14, 2017 4:28 pm

ronk wrote:
Mr Tidy wrote:
ronk wrote:
Yes - from their roof!!! :rofl:
Hope I never have to resort to that! :-o
It was intended as a bit tongue in cheek. :thumbsup:
I've done it. Parked at m'way services and as I retuned a transit van pulled in so close I could not get it. Grinning like Cheshire cats they sat there and to their dismay I simply remote dropped the roof stepped onto the seat, slid down into it and drove off.
OK - minor risk of marking the seat, but in trainers not much and the joy and my smugness was worth it.
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Post by pvr » Tue Feb 14, 2017 4:41 pm

Common CJ, it should have been a handstand behind the car and flipped into the seat without touching anything :lol:
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Post by Geezah » Tue Feb 14, 2017 4:42 pm

Blocked in on a beach carpark once, manged to get out eventually but not before letting the air out of the offenders tyre, what fun he must have had trying to jack up his car on sand, we can all be inconsiderate, we just have to try harder!
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Post by cj10jeeper » Tue Feb 14, 2017 4:58 pm

pvr wrote:Common CJ, it should have been a handstand behind the car and flipped into the seat without touching anything :lol:
I wish I could, but that would need a few beers to encourage me to explore hope over ability
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Post by ric19 » Tue Feb 14, 2017 7:37 pm

Should do what my Mate does. .pour a pint of cream down their air vent..

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Post by buzyg » Tue Feb 14, 2017 7:57 pm

firebobby wrote:
Chris_D wrote:Well said fred. F*ck everyone else.
Why take one space when you can take 2, 3 or even 4.
The meek shall inherit the s**t.
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You need to go to spec savers Chris :poke: :poke:

I bloody hate tossers who deliberately park close to any of my vehicles when I go out of my way to park safely, I usually leave a calling card :evil:
So is that a waft of old spice after shave and a smart business card or do you just p#ss on the rear wheel arch. :evil:
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Post by enzed4 » Tue Feb 14, 2017 8:07 pm

sunnydays wrote:People will go out of their way to maliciously damage your car if you are taking up 2 spaces. People can be twats.
Especially people who take up 2 car parks as if they're 'special' ffs...

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Post by firebobby » Tue Feb 14, 2017 9:01 pm

buzyg wrote:
firebobby wrote:
Chris_D wrote:Well said fred. F*ck everyone else.
Why take one space when you can take 2, 3 or even 4.
The meek shall inherit the s**t.
:thumbsup:
You need to go to spec savers Chris :poke: :poke:

I bloody hate tossers who deliberately park close to any of my vehicles when I go out of my way to park safely, I usually leave a calling card :evil:
So is that a waft of old spice after shave and a smart business card or do you just p#ss on the rear wheel arch. :evil:
Yeah, something like that :lol:
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Post by flybobbie » Tue Feb 14, 2017 11:27 pm

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I take up two spaces...I'm special :D

Don't you think of yourself as special..shame :(

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