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Would this be heresy??
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- Lifer
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Re: Would this be heresy??
Tbh I hate the M badges on mine and have removed as many as possible as it's simply not an M...
I mean no one would keep warts on a thoroughbred racehorse and de-value it now would they.....
I mean no one would keep warts on a thoroughbred racehorse and de-value it now would they.....
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Re: Would this be heresy??
Come on, be fair... it's unlikely that anyone owning a Z has got a 'huge cock'... it's all about compensation isn't it... have you seen the length of that bonnet?stuartinzg wrote:The first analogy that comes to my mind is picking up a girl in a bar and telling her you have a "huge cock" when you don't.
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Re: Would this be heresy??
Well I would hope I didn't have a huge cock! Apart from the one who sits next to me moaning about the roof being downPerryGunn wrote:Come on, be fair... it's unlikely that anyone owning a Z has got a 'huge cock'... it's all about compensation isn't it... have you seen the length of that bonnet?stuartinzg wrote:The first analogy that comes to my mind is picking up a girl in a bar and telling her you have a "huge cock" when you don't.
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Re: Would this be heresy??
definitely going to be tears before bedtimeAngie4m wrote:Well I would hope I didn't have a huge cock! Apart from the one who sits next to me moaning about the roof being downPerryGunn wrote:Come on, be fair... it's unlikely that anyone owning a Z has got a 'huge cock'... it's all about compensation isn't it... have you seen the length of that bonnet?stuartinzg wrote:The first analogy that comes to my mind is picking up a girl in a bar and telling her you have a "huge cock" when you don't.
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Re: Would this be heresy??
I think the best wind up is to put them on your Zed to get this reaction . . . .but then that's Yorkshire humour for you - find out what irritates people and keep going on about it. . . .
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Re: Would this be heresy??
Brilliant this. I've never had so many replies to a thread.
I only meant the foils on the grille . Anyway, I've decided to re-badge it as a VW Diesel now!
I only meant the foils on the grille . Anyway, I've decided to re-badge it as a VW Diesel now!
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That's funny, the first time I showed my e89 to my gf she said "the front is so long, are you trying to prove something?". To me the car just reminds me of Peter perfect from Wacky races!PerryGunn wrote:Come on, be fair... it's unlikely that anyone owning a Z has got a 'huge cock'... it's all about compensation isn't it... have you seen the length of that bonnet?
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Theres an M badge on that! Albeit upside down!imported wrote:That's funny, the first time I showed my e89 to my gf she said "the front is so long, are you trying to prove something?". To me the car just reminds me of Peter perfect from Wacky races!PerryGunn wrote:Come on, be fair... it's unlikely that anyone owning a Z has got a 'huge cock'... it's all about compensation isn't it... have you seen the length of that bonnet?
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Re: Would this be heresy??
just...gonna..leave..this...here...
(ignore the stupid amount of front drop and general suspension weirdness.. this was a pic being sent to spax. Also. Ignore the lack of cleanliness!!)
(ignore the stupid amount of front drop and general suspension weirdness.. this was a pic being sent to spax. Also. Ignore the lack of cleanliness!!)
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Re: Would this be heresy??
Im a guy who buys knock of designer watches and fake handbags for my wife , so for me i wouldn't give a monkeys go for it.
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Baza wrote:Im a guy who buys knock of designer watches and fake handbags for my wife , so for me i wouldn't give a monkeys go for it.
I'm not going to even question why you would want to wear cheap knock off items of inferior quality to impress others, when you could wear something like a Seiko and have quality without pretending to anyone. Knock off bags last 5 minutes, the quality of the leather is s**t.
He's driving a Z4, he doesn't need to pretend, it already looks great!
The equivalent would be wearing a TAG quartz, and putting "automatic" on the dial with some dodgy sticker.
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Re: Would this be heresy??
I have a feeling this thread is actually why the OP has left the forum and not the migrant one
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He hasn't left, he has been busy putting these on
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Ha!
M roady...OEM CSL’s, strut brace, Remus back boxes, ZHP
MR2 MK 2
E89 35i project car...mapped 365bhp, M4 stoppers & wheels, KWV3’s, H&R front ARB, M3 front arms, strut brace Eisenmann cat back race exhaust, VRSF downpipes inbound
E89 35is
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MR2 MK 2
E89 35i project car...mapped 365bhp, M4 stoppers & wheels, KWV3’s, H&R front ARB, M3 front arms, strut brace Eisenmann cat back race exhaust, VRSF downpipes inbound
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ABS John. The real dealjohn-e89 wrote:Ha!
And I mean "Acrylonitrile butadiene styrene", the new carbon ceramic.
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